I just thought you knew...
Cory : Want to join my cult?
Jenn : umm, sure
Cory: k sweet
drink this koolaid
Jenn: mmm, koolaid
Cory: Inconceivable!
Jenn: /croak
Cory: That sucks
Jenn: I know, right
are you coming to my funeral?
Cory: When is it?
Jenn: umm, well they'll have to do an autopsy first
so, maybe next week?
Cory: I'll steal the urn while they look away... and drive to the beach 'cause I knew you'd want it that way.
Jenn: sweet!
you ARE my friend. : )
Cory: Lol
You realize that's a Better Than Ezra song?
Jenn: oh, no, I'm not that cool.
I thought you just knew
The way it really went down...
Jenn: what did you have for lunch today?
I went to Jack in the Box
yum
Cory: subway
Jenn: tuna?
Cory: chicken terry y... terriyaki... teriya... I give the fuck up.
Jenn: lol
was it super yum?
Cory: Yes, I was trying to spell tuna.
You 'tard.
Jenn: geez
chicken tuna
tard
Q: What else can cause tingly breasts besides pregnancy?
A: Cancer, peppermint oil, stroke, fist fighting, poison oak, watermelon juice, excessive vacuum cleaner usage, theme parks, feeding orcas, unfiltered apple juice, rice, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and Elton John.
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